RUN NO.  1701
 
LOCATION - JAN-ERICS MISSUS RIDING CENTRE - NEAR MARKOPOULOS
 
HARE - F. TWAT
 
SCRIBE - ME THE ONE AND ONLY  CURRENTLY UNNAMED JACK
 
DATE  5th JULY
 
ATTENDEES - THE MAGNIFICENT 7 !!!!
 
 
YES A CROWD OF 7 INTREPID HASHERS ATTENDED _ THAT IS APART FROM YOURS TRULY WHO WAS NOT ALLOWED TO RUN DUE TO THE LOCAL INHABITANTS WHO EVIDENTLY DID NOT TAKE KINdLY TO A HULKING MAN SUCH AS MYSELFAND SO I WAS RELEGATED TO SPENDING THE RUN IN COOK THE FOOKS CAR.  
 
ANYWAY 7pm CAME AND WENT WITHOUT ANY FURTHER ATTENDEES SO MAD DOG CALLED ALL TO ORDER - INTRODUCED THE HARE FOR THE NITE, F.TWAT, WHO GOT ALL THE RUNNERS OFF IN A NORTHERN DIRECTION AFTER WARNING ALL ABOUT A SOMEWHAT AMOROUS SOW WHO WOULD TAKE DELIGHT IN SHOWING HER AFFECTIONS TO ANY HASHER WHO CAME WITHIN HER SIGHT.
 
MEANWHILE THE WALKERS LEAD BY THE ONE AND ONLY CLITORIA SET OFF IN A SOUTHERN DIRECTION.

AND SO THE 2 PACKS WERE DESTINED NEVER TO MEET.
 
AND SO PEACE REIGNED AT THE START WITH ONLY MYSELF THERE GUARDING ALL THE CARS.
 
EVENTUALLY THE WALKERS STILL LED BY CLITORIA RETURNED ACCOMPANIED BY McTAVISH WHO PROMPTLY SAT DOWN AND STARTED DRINKING THE ICY COLD AMSTEL.
 
10 MINS LATER THE RUNNERS LED BY Mt. GOAT AND RIM JOB APPEARED - WITHOUT THE SOW CHASING THEM.
 
AND SO TO THE CIRCLE - ALL RECD DOWN DOWNS - AND THEN MY AGED DAD COOK THE FOOK RECEIVED HIS FAREWELL GIFTS - BUT ALAS NON FOR ME !!!! 
 
 
THEN OFF TO OUR USUAL SOUVLAKI JOINT IN MARKOPOLOU WHERE WE ALL ATE AND DRANK FOR 10 EURO A HEAD !!!!
 
SO ENDITH MY REPORT.

CURRENTLY UNNAMED JACK- WOOF WOOF.
 
AND LOOKING FORWARD SEEING YOU ALL IN ZAKYNTHOS IN A FEW MONTHS.