DATE: - EASTER SUNDAY 19th APRIL
WHERE: - LOUTSA - at FAIR COP & WET DREAMS PAD
HARE: - FAIR COP
SCRIBE: ME !!!! BRIDE of DEREKULA
WEATHER: - Warm spring like with plenty of sun
So first why me as scribe - was there an alternative motive ?? I think so because all 3 committee members present said I must be scribe and also lead the pack around both the runners and walkers trails so that my report could be 100% accurate. So I reckon a scheme whereby I could not start drinking all the champagne whilst all were on the run or walk.
So soon after 11am a TT Me had to lead both packs - down to the water front we all went. CURRENTLY UNNAMED JACK was in 7th heaven seeing all the cats lying around. He was not happy at having to continue running with the pack.
The walkers lead as usual by CLITORIA & KUM KWIK marched along the beaches closely followed by MUPPIT, HAMISH & SCRUBBER. Stops were called for whenever a bench seat came in sight - and there sure were many seats.
The runners lead by myself meanwhile went inland so encountered hills. CURRENTLY UNNAMED GARY tried to keep up with me but failed miserably. COOK THE FOOK was more successful - he reckons being on his 3rd childhood makes him lean and hungry. And as for SCARLET PIMPERKNICKERS well he was his usual debonair self chatting up all the ancient GREEK ladies he passed.
And so passed the run and walk. Then back at the start all started to drink and drink - FAIR COP said lets have a circle but as by that time all had drunk so much we decided a sit down circle would be more appropriate. And so one took place.
Then WET DREAM shouted out from kitchen GRUB READY !! So all sprinted inside to gorge them selves on so much fab food. And we sure all gorged ourselves !! So much so that shortly thereafter half the pack were nodding off quite happy and contented.
So here endith the run report - a SUPERB day so well organised by the Hare and the chef.
WRITTEN by ME - BRIDE of DEREKULA