Hares: Love Bug and Lester
The first run in December took place in lovely Dionysous on Sunday. A good sized group gathered at the foot of the mountain for the day’s run. Not even bothering to try the normal hare story of a flat run, Love Bug assured the gathered masses that the run went up hill, but swore there would be a down hill later. Lester mentioned something about Deferred Gratification, and it quickly turned out he knew what he was talking about. Up the hill the trail went, then it went up some more, kept going straight up the hill, the finally continued up the hill. Even the normal FRB’s were reduced to walking.
Finally, the exhausted hashers reached the marble quarry.
Your faithful scribe’s suggestion that we take a chunk of marble for
a hash memorial turned out to be slightly unworkable (something about a lack
of dynamite). The path then wound to a small church, where
some intrepid Greeks were apparently Christmas Tree Shopping. A number of hashers undoubtedly uttered a small
prayer for their many sins. Then the
promised downhill started, through narrow gulches and brush to the bottom
of the hill. Then the trail inexplicably
ended, after several minutes of searching the trail was picked up again and
the hashers ran on in. After a few
minutes waiting for the majority of the walkers, although Kum Kwik and
While the circle started normally, hares acknowledged,
offenses on trail (including Rear Entry for false calling) were handed out.
Then things started to go rapidly down hill.
Coke Dealer, with a little help, almost managed to get the Christmas
party cancelled due to her inability to correctly pronounce English words,
and is rapidly challenging Fiery Twat for Hash inability to keep quiet.
Polly had one of the penis awards and gave a really long speech before
awarding it to Mad Dog (the tradition of just awarding it to women having
apparently gone out the window). Oxy
then came forward to present the shit of the week. Showing an appalling lack of observation skills
he awarded it to your faithful scribe for showing up “pissed off” your scribe’s
pointing out he wasn’t at all “pissed off” upon arrival notwithstanding.