HASH SHIT EDITORIAL EFFORT
RUN NUMBER 150….ADD A DIGIT
VENUE VARIBOBI….but an unusual little spot
HARE/S ( VIRGINS BOTH) MARIA and UP THE BUMPER
SCRIBE... Fiery Tw*t
A STAR….OR STARS ARE BORN
I can categorically state that never has such a good trail been laid by so few for so many….
and we will fight them on the beaches……
(oops put that Winston Churchill biography away) it is changing my job description that does it , allowing the literary juices to flow….anyway back to hashing…..do you think Winston ever made it to RA?
Anyway as I was saying, what a fabulous trail by the youngsters….even if they did hold hands all the way round….they did not fall into ANY of the normal Virgin trail abysses….no short checks, multiple checks, Fs off checks, On Inns in obvious places… Not One Mistake…..and EXACTLY the right length, keeping the pack in good order (other than a well oiled ADS lost in the blue….more likely, green haze)
I must say I am worried that we have HASH INFILTRATORS and that Maria and UTB are undercover agents for an unknown super Hash anxious to gain access to the secret enclave of the AHHH…..but I can’t come up with any plot twist that would explain what they think they will find other than a boot load of empty Amstel cans and a plethora of pot penises??
Anyway back to plot number one in the screenplay with the EARLY arrival of …….
ON TIME AND WEARING TRAINERS………
Another one of those strange Sci-Fi movies where weird things happen all the time (sort of like LOST but without the hunky doctor if you get what I mean)
OXY has never been at a Hash on time….EVER…..and trainers for god sake….how did he see over the paunch to get them on? And what is this attached to his belt????
the uninitiated this is as likely as the POPE pulling on his leathers and
revving up his Harley to do his tour of
What could possible explain this ………..oh I get it…… OXY had a blonde in tow and has decided to woo her and appeal to her mothering side as she helps him to become a GOOD PERSON and get some exercise, lose some weight…..win the Nobel Peace Prize …..so he gets to SHAG her…..last time he made out he was a cat fancier!
So with that mystery solved we set off on the said FAB trail with lots of long sections of running, some cute and respectably long Fs , slightly overlong checks, and a nice downhill slope for the ON INN.
stuff from the
“CIRCLE UP!” came the call when we were still puffing hard and trying to get our 1st beers out of the wagon…..what is this then, Budwanker got a hot date waiting for him back at the ranch? No the VIRGIN has a flight to catch….so best get her humiliated quick so we could get on with the leisurely post hash drinking. So off when the petite milanesa so quick I didn’t catch her name.
Then we had a good game with share the Virgin Hare T shirt….with 1st UTB getting it ON then Maria….no then we changed our minds back to UTB….anyway you get the idea…even if she didn’t get a t shirt.
We had a DIO for One Night Stand as a returnee…lots of penises…so many Stress Cow gave hers to 3 men to share…..I don’t know which planet this lawyer lives on but her summing up statement lasted 46 mins 37 secs…..she could get you off any charge by boring the jury to death.
I gave mine quickly and efficiently in a muted way to POLLI because she could use the knitted condom for her lens cover.
KUM KWIK told us lots about the cache of items under his bed and his peas fell off the Shit of the Week….and he handed it over to OXY which will help with the weight training.
We then left the perfectly good taverna we were parked at to drive 2 mins up the road to another taverna….so maybe that is something Maria and UTB need to work on for next time.
ON TO THE FOUNDERS DAY RUN C/O LOVE BUG