HASH SHIT RUN NUMBER…..MUST BE MORE THAN 700
SUNDAY 12TH NOVEMBER 06
HARE/S FIERY TWAT and MEN-IN-GITIS
A VERY IMPORTANT EVENT
Remember when I told you about the laws of gravity being broken…..remember how earth shattering that was, especially for those of us on ADS’ trail ….well this event is even MORE EARTH SHATTERING….or to put it a better way HUMBLING
We witnessed our most venerable hasher, the HASHER that puts HASH into AHHH, yes you know who it is….how could it be anyone other than
We witnessed him going the extra mile and doing his own trail, ignoring calls of ON BACK, silhouetted on the horizon way above us like some Greek deity, for the
Relate that to the real world of AHHH where we are impressed by 100 run badges and show awe and respect to the tiny club of 200 run hashers and then DOUBLE IT and add another 200….and then another 100….and remember we only have 52 hashes a year and then realise what an achievement this is.
And not only did he do 700 runs he also set some of the best trails we have EVER been led astray on, with the MG back check winning world renown and multiple oath awards……and he did ALL of this DESPITE serious agro from SHAG and family about the missed family events and dinners on the back of the fire. He is always up to set the last minute trail when other hares have fallen by the wayside, or under the table in the bar. He is always out on the check and his resounding call of ‘
TIME YOU BASTARDS’ , always makes a GM/RA pull his socks up and get us off running.
SO HERE IS TO MOUNTAIN GOAT…HE’S SO BLUE , HE’S A HASHER THROUGH AND THROUGH, HE’S A WANKER SO THEY SAY….HE’LL NEVER GO TO HEAVEN IN A LONG LONG WAY
Oh and we had a hash and named Christoher Maximus PooH…..(lets wait to see his 700th run eh) and found all the penises are missing….check the photos for details….well not of the missing penises, because obviously you can’t have photos of something that is missing….
ON ON FT