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21st September 2003
Run: 1334 Venue:
Snowjob.cum & Pink Jenny
Present: Mad Dog & better half, Crazy
Puppy, Cox'n'balls, Pink Jenny, Bursting Bladder, The Dike, Flowery Twat, Bookkeeper,
Shiva, Camel Toe, Mountain Goat, Hamish McTavish Esq, Captain Sumo, Beat me
up, Rear Entry, Smorgasbord & Jim the boyfriend, Delhi Boy & son, Snowjob
& girlfriend, Georgios & family, Rampants, The Doglady, the lass from
the States with her German girlfriend, whoever else I have forgotten to mention,
please forgive me...
- Mad Dog opened the circle and the run was explained by the Hares, Snowjob
and Pink Jenny. The run was supposed to be FLAT with NO falsey's and some
checks. Color was not mentioned. No scribe appointed. Strong northerly wind
prevailed during the whole hash.
- THE RUN The run started straight from the road. Captain Sumo
and Mountain Goat who were first to arrive had circled the nearby roads looking
for the next HHH sign leading to a obvious start but it could not be found,
so they cleverly reasoned that it might start from the sign, oh well, stick
to topic. The crowd ran off (with 4dogs at least) to flatlands after Flowery
Twat and Bookkeeper politely inquired "WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' BLUE?"
The flatlands continued for a while until we arrived to the Olympic rowing
canal (I presume…) where we discovered "F", so much for the hare's
reliability. After that the trail led back over a canal to another "F"
(the hare). Well, so good so flat we continued on in sea grass shrubbery,
then along a ditch where the trail trailed off UP the hillside. Finally on
top of the mountain a check was found and the hare, Pink Jenny (the ever trustworthy)
explained that we had to look for a bottle with blue and another thingy, which
slipped my ears. Off we went and the crowd scattered into 3 groups. Captain
Sumo & Flowery Twat went straight down the mountain, through a farm and
on-inn'ed to the cars after 1,5hrs running. After that one could observe some
white and red T-shirts cavorting back and forth the mountainside in the company
of a refreshing soft drink at the on-inn. The other 2 groups continued on
their task of following the slightly invisible trail, actually, the mountain
was covered more in goat droppings than blue. After awhile the group split
up and arrived both 1,5hrs later on to the on-inn, at 1400hrs.
- WALKERS Snowjob had recruited an unwitting local, Georgios,
to pilot the walkers around the premises. Little did he know what would follow
- DEATH ON THE HASH During the mountain stretch a Husky died
probably of a heat stroke and was carried to the on-inn in a basket. Many
hashers participated in digging a grave for the poor beast and he was on-on'ed
to the afterlife.
- THE CIRCLE Mad Dog opened the circle by cautioning all
hashers of avoiding beer abuse. Many down-down's was awarded to many persons
for many various reasons. I cannot recall them all but some were: The hare's
for the trail and the length (Pink Jenny defended herself that they laid 10kgs
of blue and Snowjob blamed the wind), Mountain Goat for haircut of the week,
Captain Sumo for forgetting his running shoes in Camel Toe's bedroom and not
remembering them until a week after, Flowery Twat for having a hash hangover,
Jim, Georgios & the German girl for being a virgin, The Dike for something,
the usual fashion hashers, Shiva for reading on the hash (imagine, she had
a big book with her), Rampants for her final Athens hash, Snowjob a returnee,
- FINGER Mad Dog was awarded the finger of the week for
reasons that he'd forgot why he awarded it for last week and usually has poor
memory. Well, we all know that, this time he did not appoint a scribe. Flowery
Twat positioned the finger in Mad Dog's pants.
- OTHER FINGERINGS So many fingerings were mentioned
at the same time that I really have no recollection of them or maybe the down-down's
were starting to have their effect. However, I can remember Bookkeeper exclaiming
that having Snowjob and Pink Jenny hare a hash separately is bad and the worse
it gets to let them hare a a hash together where he was promptly replied by
Flowery Twat's that if Mr. Bookkeeper the hash coach would care to coach a
little more once in awhile it wouldn't be so bad and at this point the debate
- VIRGINS Two virgins were inspected by Flowery Twat (FT) as the
usual inspector, Playboy 2's better half was absent. Jim, the American FBI
guy, got full points for his butt from FT and Jim told that according to his
recollection Smorgasm made him cum, er, come. When FT inspected the German
lass, that were made come by the American lass (damn my poor memory), she
suggested that she should not be accepted as she had bigger hooters than Flowery
Twat. Well, we can't do that, can we?
- NAMING Rampants dog was unanimously hash named to Maximus
Erectus and presented with a complimentary T-shirt and pint of beer on the
- TAVERNA The tavern of the week was a BBQ at Snowjob's spacious
villa with it's gorgeously trimmed surroundings. The servings were ample and
delicious. Hamish and other hashers did again the honor of managing the BBQ
and laying out the salads etc. After a couple of hours devouring the delights
of the table, Rear Entry suggested that a visit to the beach would be nice.
The idea was well received and everybody got into their cars and off we went
in a convoy. The beach was lovely and the water was cool and refreshing. Pink
Jenny slept on the beach while the others were happily splashing away.
- CLOSING Having no more issues to discuss or to drink to,
the hash was adjourned at 1800hrs.
Minutes by un-appointed scribe: Captain Sumo